Caution to Readers…a call to editors.

Written by Pete on July 30th, 2009
Summary:

Those with weak grammatical stomachs should be advised that this blog will contain graphic abuse, flagrant misuse, and calloused disregard for the proper structure of the English language

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From this point forward I caution all readers.  Those with weak grammatical stomachs should be advised that this blog will contain graphic abuse, flagrant misuse, and calloused disregard for the proper structure of the English language. The run-on sentences, the misplaced punctuation, and spelling atrocities are real.  If you are easily disturbed by this sort of language abuse I urge you to look away now.   

 Our current editor, after a moment of clarity, has seen fit to pursue other projects.  She has left with some parting and encouraging words to any future editors of this blog. 

 “The StrangerView project represents a unique opportunity for any editor to waste precious time.  The complete lack of benefits in this position is perfect for intellectual masochists”

            -L.G.

 The StrangerView blog now has a fantastic opportunity for any underemployed editors out there to work in a thankless job.  If you enjoy working with marginal talent, sporadic content, and an writer who’s disregard for the conventions of proper communication increases every day he is in Asia this is the job for you!

 The StrangerView blog has been a stepping stone for many an obscure an underappreciated editor, and now the opportunity is open to YOU.

 Quotes from previous editors

 “I started at StrangerView with high hopes of editing meaningful stories about travel and culture.  What I learned is that any no-talent hack can start a blog”

 “Working on the StrangerView Project has been a very emotional experience, I cried a lot. It is hard to believe that one man could have so little regard for sentence structure.”

 “My time a StrangerView really helped mold me into the intellectual cripple I am today.  Had I not been exposed to such extreme sarcasm and bullshit I might have become a productive member of society.”

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